Anonymous asked: I like your feets :>
These are probably better…
Anonymous asked: wow i wanna fuck you
I thought you guys could use a break from my usual self-timing festival of awkwardness, so I roped my marvelous sister into taking this week’s pictures! A vast improvement, no?
Black Strapless Minidress: ASOS Curve, Size 16
Strappy Platforms: Urban Outfitters, Size 10
Metallic Cuff: Forever 21
As always, thanks for reading!
-Torey
Anonymous asked: I can't believe you don't model! Your such a babe, you must give it a try!
Awww, shucks, Anon! I don’t think modeling is in my future (have you seen Tara Lynn? That’s a whole other barbecue, y’all.) Still, I am hugely flattered by your kind words! Danke, babe, for real.
Anonymous asked: I would so hit on you at a bar.
Nary a puzzle has gone unsolved after the introduction of thigh-high stockings, no?
Oversized Silk Shirt: Eileen Fisher, Size XL
High-Waisted Denim Shorts: Urban Outfitters, Size 12 (I’m normally a size 16, but this particular style is almost sinfully elastic.)
Thigh-High Black Stockings: Penti, Size M/L
Boots: Nordstrom Rack, Size 10
As always, thanks for reading!
-Torey
These pictures didn’t come out quite the way I wanted (too bright outside + too dark inside + crappy camera=sigh), but I liked this ensemble too much to bag the set entirely. Weirdly enough, I’m actually way more comfortable showing a sliver of tummy than I am wearing my hair back—a ponytail is lightyears out of my normal comfort zone. Still, I can’t do the mop-top-and-miniskirt combo all the time, right?
Black Crochet Dip-Hem Crop-Top: Urban Outfitters, Size L
Black Tulip Midi-Skirt: Bobeau via Nordstrom Rack, Size L
Black Gladiator Sandals: Lord & Taylor, Size 10
Silver Heart Pendant Necklace: Vintage
Faux-Leather Biker Vest: Forever 21+, Size 2X
As always, thanks for reading!
-Torey
Anonymous asked: You're so pretty! I'm jealous, you remind me of Wonder Woman for some reason, haha. I'm just a shortie, 5'3!
Best.
Comparison.
Ever.
Thank you so much, Anon! What an incredibly adorable thing to say—I’m wicked flattered! (And 5’3” is a perfectly noble height, darling, fret not; it’s tallness on the inside that counts, and, judging from this message, your heart could easily play in the NBA. Thanks, again!)
The weather in unbelievably dreary in my neck of the woods, lately, but at least it gives me an excuse to wear a midi dress in the middle of May…
(…Oh, and, upon pain of death, do not look at my hair, you guys. Seriously. Cut it out.)
Dress: American Apparel, Size L
Lace Lingerie Kimono: Urban Outfitters, Size L
Sheer Stockings: Spanx, Size D
Boots: Nordstrom Rack, Size 10
Trashy Cross Necklace: Forever 21
-Torey
Mall-Goth Minutes: So, This Is Pretty Rad…
Hey! Check out my mention in Plus Model Magazine.com’s Fashion Friday roundup! Kind of awesome, right? (Having my janky lil’ tumblr listed with the illustrious likes Princess Kyonyuu, Le Blog De Letilor and Miss Amanda B is both a huge honor and further confirmation of the fact that my shitty-ass camera basically runs on paper-clips and hope at this juncture. I clearly need to save up for a Rebel like an adult.)
Thanks so much to the unbelievably beautiful Natalie Monet for shouting me out!
As always, thanks for reading!
-Torey
