Chubby Adventures in Vampire Chic
Wytching year-round.
(Also, Happy Father’s Day!)
Dress: Alloy, Size XL
Shoes: Guess, Size 10
As always, thanks for reading!
—Torey
This dress is evidence that black magic truly exists: it was marked down a solid seventy percent, came in my size, and actually hits me at my natural waist!
PRAISE BEYSUS.
Black Hi-Lo Dress: Urban Outfitters, Size L
Black Sandals: Nordstrom Rack, Size 10
As always, thanks for reading!
—Torey
Mall-Goth Minutes: NEW SALE ITEMS!
Why, top of the mornin’ to ya, foxy-ass followers!
I’ve just added some new, distractingly exciting items to my Sale tag; Ch-ch-ch-check it out!
Thanks a millie, everybody!
xoxo,
Gossip Girl Torey
Mall-Goth Minutes: Entering This Century Slowly But Surely
Hey, there…wanna watch me obsessively operate an an iPhone application I don’t fully understand yet?
Instagram Handle:
@mallgothagogo
Anonymous asked: Sorry to double ask... Hi it's me, the short skinny lumpybutt greyhound who gets to love you too! I wanted to say that you've really inspired/helped me on my journey to actually being a girl. I recently got literally the 3rd or 4th makeup article I've EVER bought myself, and then went nuts and got more AND started learning to use it. I never realized how important it is to feel pretty, or even to just not feel ugly. Your blog does great things to help women who really need it. Thank you. <3
Hello, again! You are super sweet, honey; it’s so touching to know that you find my blog helpful to your own self-image journey—that’s what an online community’s all about, really! Seriously, I’m overwhelmingly flattered by your kindness, Greyhound. I’d like to emphasize, however, that there is no single or correct way to perform femininity in a social context. Your externalized identity is yours alone to curate and control, and you should never feel as if femme presentation is some sort of inescapable prerequisite for gender success. Makeup and fashion can be fun, political, expressive, artistic outlets, but they certainly aren’t mandatory!
Anonymous asked: Woman, don't you DARE get rid of that black sheer cape top! It looks outrageously sexy on you; you just can't sell it!! The one in [Item 13: Black Sheer Polka-Dotted Cropped Cape, Size L] I mean. And the whole outfit in Item 12 is stunning. It's absolutely beautiful. I'm probably not helping at all, am I? Sorry... :P
You are too kind, darling, but ya girl is HARD UP out here! BUY MY THANGS, Y’ALL!
IT’S NINETY-FIVE DEGREES OUTSIDE, YOU GUYS.
I just….I completely reject that piece of information.
This dress is quickly becoming one of my hot-weather favorites, but I still have to wear a miniskirt underneath it if I want to avoid arrest for public indecency and/or unlicensed butt-flaunting.
It’s the constant curse of the tall lady—too much leg, too little material.
Black and White Drop-waist Ditsy Dress With Sheer Black Underlay and Sweetheart Neckline: Thrifted, Size L
Black Miniskirt: H&M, Size M
Charcoal Faux-Leather Studded Vest: Urban Outfitters, Size L
Black Flatform Sandals: Urban Outfitters, Size L
As always, thanks for reading!
—Torey
(One more thing; don’t forget-Sale’s still on! Take a gander!)
Anonymous asked: You are STUNNINGLY gorgeous :))
Thank you so much, Greyhound! I don’t know what to say! You are far, far, far too kind.
Anonymous asked: Ill be honest, for the longest time I always found painfully thin to be the epitome of beauty, but you most certainly surpass any silly standards I had constructed for myself. You are just so lovely to look at, and should honestly look into modelling if you do not already do so. Totally jealous of all your cute coordis!
Wow, thank you, Greyhound! What an overwhelmingly lovely compliment. As I’m sure you know, physical beauty can be found in people of all sizes, genders, styles and shades, but under no circumstances is it a social requirement or a measure of worth. Weight is just a number, man!
Anonymous asked: Tall and curvy girls are the best!!! They are true amazons!!
Got that right.
