Sorry but my makeup’s aggressively dewy today so YR WELCOME INTERNET
Woops it’s my face
Anonymous said: What's your everyday makeup routine? You always look so flawless :D
Thank you, lovebug! I’m all about NYX matte lipsticks and rose-gold eyeshadows of late. I don’t necessarily have a ‘daily routine’, per se, but my base—my Lancome Teint Idole Ultra 24HR, my MAC Pro Longwear concealer in NW 15, my L’Oreal Magic Lumi highlighter, my MAC Mineralize Skinfinish in Light—stays pretty consistent. I contour almost exclusively with NYX’s ‘Taupe’ blush or MAC’s ‘Copperplate’ eyeshadow. Hope this helps!
Anonymous said: You are really pretty, but what stands out even more is your attitude towards life and people (including those asking things not to be asked). It really makes you sexy.
Awww, thank you for the compliment! That’s a lovely thing to say. I try to be fair, analytical, and honest in all my interactions, but occassionally it becomes necessary to take some of these clowns to ackrite school.
Someday I’ll post something that isn’t a bathroom selfie.
As I’m sure some of you have noticed, I’ve been feeling pretty ambivalent about Mall-Goth’s presence and purpose for the last few months. This ambivalence has a number of origins, most of which are political, some of which are situational, and all of which are very, very personal. Regardless of what I choose to do with this space and why, I would like to make it CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR to any followers of the pornographic persuasion that my content should contain about as much erectile relevance as Mr. Rogers at a floral-arranging convention and reblogging my pictures to your pathetic little jack-off site only succeeds in making you look like a parched-ass mouth-breathing-ass neckless-ass wallet-chain-wearing-ass deviant-art-hentai-profile-updating-ass reading-Ayn-Rand-on-the-train-ass claiming-Two-and-a-Half-Men-as-your-favorite-show-ass never-finished-Ulysses-but-grilling-every-first-date-you’ve-ever-had-about-whether-she-has-ass referring-to-all-movies-as-films-ass opining-the-state-of-your-micropenis-syndrome-on-Reddit-ass getting-high-and-then-spending-the-whole-time-you’re-high-talking-about-all-the-other-times-you-got-high-ass consternatedly-disputing-bar-trivia-answers-ass unable-to-distinguish-a-faked-orgasm-from-a-real-one-ass actively-avoiding-the-dentist-ass Amazing-Atheist-worshipping-ass lame-ass broke-ass ugly-ass TURD BURGLAR.
REMOVE MY GODDAMN FACE FROM YOUR PORN BLOG, MALFOY, OR I’LL KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR BROOM.
The inimitably foxy Rawrmanifesto tagged me in the ‘six best selfies of 2014’ round-up that’s been circling around Tumblr! I’m so late to this game that I won’t be tagging anyone (I suspect y’all have already created your own stellar face mosaics for internet consumption) but here’s a couple suspiciously well-angled examples of my god-damn face!
(I think I might be posting some outfits in August, by the way.)
(More on that later.)
Forever on the hunt for the perfect summer makeup vibe.
Forever trying to be the oldest, fattest, gothest member of Little Mix.
Forever wishing that falsies weren’t such a goddamn pain in the ass because they would elevate this look immeasurably.
I don’t know how I feel about Mall-Goth as an entity or whether or not I’m going to continue posting OOTDs or expand the concept or shut it down or WHAT, but I turned 25 on Sunday, and I looked damn good on Saturday night. Here’s obnoxious bathroom-selfie acquired evidence.
theheartbrokenlibertarian said: I LOVE YOU! Just needed to say that! I hate to be a whiny shit, but your new (well, old now, but, well, current?) layout is difficult to read. :( I can't tell what text goes with photos, and it's impossible to tell what order posts are made in. I mean, it's still basically the best blog, but it's hard to read in this layout. :( I'm sorry to complain, but I do wish you would change it back to what it was when I first found it years ago. Man I feel bad even sending this. :(
Aww, thank you so much! You are incredibly sweet. Don’t feel bad! I understand your concerns—I quite like my layout, as it happens, but if I get any other complaints, I’ll consider changing it. Thanks for your input!
Anonymous said: You honestly look like a model from television.
Hey. I like you. Come up and see me sometime.