Chubby Adventures in Vampire Chic

Forever on the hunt for the perfect summer makeup vibe. 
Forever trying to be the oldest, fattest, gothest member of Little Mix. 
Forever wishing that falsies weren’t such a goddamn pain in the ass because they would elevate this look immeasurably. 
Jul 19, 2014 / 31 notes

Forever on the hunt for the perfect summer makeup vibe. 

Forever trying to be the oldest, fattest, gothest member of Little Mix. 

Forever wishing that falsies weren’t such a goddamn pain in the ass because they would elevate this look immeasurably. 

I don’t know how I feel about Mall-Goth as an entity or whether or not I’m going to continue posting OOTDs or expand the concept or shut it down or WHAT, but I turned 25 on Sunday, and I looked damn good on Saturday night. Here’s obnoxious bathroom-selfie acquired evidence. 
Jul 7, 2014 / 43 notes

I don’t know how I feel about Mall-Goth as an entity or whether or not I’m going to continue posting OOTDs or expand the concept or shut it down or WHAT, but I turned 25 on Sunday, and I looked damn good on Saturday night. Here’s obnoxious bathroom-selfie acquired evidence. 

May 28, 2014 / 1 note

theheartbrokenlibertarian said: I LOVE YOU! Just needed to say that! I hate to be a whiny shit, but your new (well, old now, but, well, current?) layout is difficult to read. :( I can't tell what text goes with photos, and it's impossible to tell what order posts are made in. I mean, it's still basically the best blog, but it's hard to read in this layout. :( I'm sorry to complain, but I do wish you would change it back to what it was when I first found it years ago. Man I feel bad even sending this. :(

Aww, thank you so much! You are incredibly sweet. Don’t feel bad! I understand your concerns—I quite like my layout, as it happens, but if I get any other complaints, I’ll consider changing it. Thanks for your input!

May 25, 2014 / 7 notes

Anonymous said: You honestly look like a model from television.

Hey. I like you. Come up and see me sometime. 

May 25, 2014 / 2 notes

Anonymous said: It's a big long bunch of loneliness when you're not posting and there you are again, sometimes, and that's such a good thing.

I’m glad you think so, Greyhound. This message very nearly cured my hangover, thank you. 

Smoke, Drink, Break-Up
I’m in a rut. This blue lip, courtesy of my Kryolan flash palette dupe, might just help me out. 
May 24, 2014 / 25 notes

Smoke, Drink, Break-Up

I’m in a rut. This blue lip, courtesy of my Kryolan flash palette dupe, might just help me out. 

May 12, 2014 / 7 notes

Anonymous said: Thank you so, so much for making a new post. You don't know what it means to soem of us to see such a beautiful woman be comfortable with herself and her style like you are. You are so incredibly gorgeous it's unfair and are such a great example to young girls with curves. :)

YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS!!!!

Aww, thank YOU, Greyhound, for your kindness and supreme patience.The fat babe community here on Tumblr really changes lives, and I’m glad I can contribute in whatever meager way I’m able to the improved self-esteem of my followers. You all keep me going, and I cherish every message and note I receive on my wytchy ‘fits, for real. 

May 11, 2014 / 4 notes

Anonymous said: Your hips... oh my god. <3

They’re formidable, indeed. 

May 11, 2014 / 3 notes

Anonymous said: You've helped me gain self confidence-thank you!

You are more than welcome, Greyhound!

May 11, 2014 / 4 notes

Anonymous said: U look like Anna Kendrick!!!!! Except more punk rock

That is categorically untrue, but very flattering! We both have middle parts, but that’s about it, kid. I’m not even being self-deprecating. Our faces just have nothing to do with each other.