(The insanely suggestive and down-right dirty Christmas ditty that inspired the title of this post was brought to my attention by my one and only fairy goth-mother, serpentskirts. Seriously- I don’t think I’m old enough to be listening.)
Sometimes even the most intrepid Mall-Goths find themselves in seemingly inescapable aesthetic ruts. Monochrome can grow a little stifling, and, on occasion, the time comes to shake things up by, say, releasing one’s inner Rihanna with a pair of wicked giraffe-print leggings (fitting, since I’m 6’1”!) I figured the chartreuse and magenta pattern could stand in for traditional Christmas green and red…festive, no?
Faux-Leather Bomber: ASOS Curve, Size 16
Black Sexuali-Tee Tunic: American Apparel, +3
Giraffe-Print Leggings: NakiMuli, Size XL
Boots: Nordstrom Rack, Size 10
Watch Pendant Necklace: Urban Outfitters
(Oh, and since I finally managed to snap a semi-normal picture of my face, a few words about how I painted it! I’m wearing Laura Mercier’s Oil-Free Tinted Moisturizer in “Porcelain”, “Deep Throat” blush and “Super-Orgasm” lipgloss from NARS, “Shale” and “Shadowy Lady” eye-shadows from MAC, and L’Oreal’s Voluminous Millions Lashes Mascara.)
Thanks for reading, and Happy Mall-Goth Holidays!